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Gina may of passed her drivers license test, but she has Failed Charlie's test for being a Diva! Perfect song for this fail is Offspring- Pretty fly for a white guy.



Now that we're talking about De Vagina head over to one of Charlie's Diva's blogs for tips on how to.............

BTS "where's the Hooker"

Today I'm adding "Behind The Scenes" to share some of my real life with you!

I went away last weekend to York, Maine with my wife, her mom, her two aunts and my son. Had a blast went to the Beach, the Zoo, played Miniature golf, which I won. The best memory was when my son, who is three, was coming back from the pool, one of the aunts must of told him to hang up his towel. He came into the trailer and asked "where's the hooker?" We all started laughing!!!!

It gets better.....
The next day My wifes mom and her two sisters are getting ready to head down to the beach. I see her mom, and ask what are you wearing? It's something to cover up a bathing suit. It was see-thru, and lacy on the bottom and sleeves. She began to ask her sisters "do I look ok in this?" then she asked my wife..............."I think we found the hooker" she replied.

I'm still laughing : )

My Second Diva

Let's welcome OlgaTTB to Charlie's Divas!!!
She is now officially my second Diva. She should FIT well.......... right in.
If I had to describe OlgaTTB, I'd say big, black, and sexy! You would probably get the wrong Idea. I'd also say. she has been around.........again wrong idea. I meant she has traveled far and near.

To make her feel a little more at home I invited over some friends, that she may have somethings in common with.................









Check out OlgaTTB blog Click here!

Diva Hot Tub Fail

Ok Divas Please take notes on this Diva Fail.
it's a bit gross, but learn from her mistake.

Introducing my first Diva

Can I have a little music please..................
Shop at the iTunes Music Store.

Introducing Fracas, not sure I'm saying it right! Can I get the pronunciation??

Pronunciation: \ˈfrā-kəs, ˈfra-, British ˈfra-ˌkä\

Thank you, merriam-webster.com

What makes her a one of Charlie's Divas? Just look at her Profile pic. See those Lips? If that doesn't convince you then check out her naked twits!!!

Please check out her blog and her twits!!!

Diva shopping

What not to wear on a treadmill

Here's a Diva FAILED

Want to look like a Diva working out?
Think twice, you don't want to end up on my Diva Failed list.........

Diva Nominee

I would Like to Nominate the Land O' Lakes ladie into The Diva Squad. Why??? watch the video!!!

Found this video from one of Charlie's Divas
Fracas check her blog out!

Diva Fashion Model

Diva Fail

Todays My first Diva Fail!

These Diva fail post are so you can learn what not to do. Knowing what not to do may help you from ending up on here. So here's the tip, if they play thriller, anywhere do not dance!!!

Three Divas Failed Failed Failed

RIP Micheal Jackson

Diva Failed Anthem

Diva 101

Ok before, I start blogging about the Diva Squad, I figured I would get the real definition! So Off I went to, the well known site of Wikipedia. "Celebrated female singers" does that make celebrated male singers Divos? I'm not sure the Diva Squad can sing. It also gives the Italian term "a women of rare, outstanding talent in the world of Opera, and expanding into Theatre, cinema, and popular music" Closely related to Prima Donna, That sounds more like the Diva Squad!

So below is what I have in my head as Diva........

Intro

Welcome to the Diva Sqaud!

This is a project blog, a spoof on Charlie's Angels, Based on a group of girls, known as the Diva Squad. These group of girls suffer from having an alter Ego. Their alter egos believe they are Divas, so basicaly they are Moms by day and ( wannabeas ) Divas by night.

You can help keep these poor girls, alter egos in limbo, by donating to Charlie. He will see they recieve fresh nutritional apple ( martinis ) to keep them healthy, so they can be the divas they wanna be : )

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